God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man invents motorcycle. Babies live happily in old fish tank. I hollow out pumpkin and wear it for pants
Sebastian, 17, USA
I track the tag 'seb is a banana'
Once upon a time there was a sad little girl with a happy little life who had a mediocre little blog.
important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell
Cutting off all my hair, buying this dress, becoming a fairy. Peace out Tumblr
Idea for a two-volume book series:
I loved this speech so fucking much, just agree with all of it
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
oh no it’s back
Scientists from MIT Developed a Trillion frames per second slow motion camera that can show light moving through a bottle. Ramesh Raskar presents femto-photography - For comparison, the imaging of a bullet captured at this many frames per second would last a year as explained in thepresentation by Professor Ramesh Raskar of MIT.
^ what you have witnessed above is light travelling in slow motion.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.